You took a large sip of your smoothie as everyone turned and looked at you. Amanda was basically stabbing you with her eyes and Rick was looking at you with a glare that meant you were about to get scolded after the briefing.
You gave them an innocent smile and Amanda just rolled her eyes. “So, as I was saying Task Force X has great statistics and the cost of their operations is rather small compared to military special operations. I believe we could use them furthermore and make them official-unofficially of course.” Amanda resumed to her ranting as everyone was now looking at her again.
You were a lieutenant colonel and you were assigned to the Task Force X for a couple months now. You fit perfectly in the group and the members liked you better than Rick, which made Rick angry and made you love your job even more.
The briefing was over and after a quick chat with an annoyed Rick, you finally returned to Belle Reve. You felt more at ease among the group, a group of criminals, than anywhere else. Also, the fact that they were really good looking didn’t help.
“Heya guys!” you waved at Digger, Floyd and Croc, who were on Belle Reve’s yard chatting. They waved you back and you headed towards their direction.
“How did it go?” Floyd asked. “They made you official. How could they resist you?” you winked at them. “So, you are staying around?” KC asked back.
You nodded, “You guys have my heart. I couldn’t let them separate us.” you put your hands on their shoulders.
“Bloody oath.” Digger agreed as the guards arrived to get them back to their cells.
They followed them and a guard grabbed your arm and started dragging you towards the cell’s department. “Hey, what are you doing?” you protested but he kept dragging you. “Hey, I am not an inmate! I work here.” You yelled.
By now, Digger, Floyd, and KC were looking at you; Digger was chuckling.
“Ma’am, you need to return to your cell. You can be back here with your friends tomorrow.” The guard finally spoke. “But, I don’t have a cell.” You replied.
The guard turned towards the others and without noticing their expressions he asked if you were in another type of cell like Santana. You sighed as he continued dragging you and finally took action.
You stomped on his foot and then punched his nose. He let you go, whimpering. “Lieutenant colonel (Y/N) (L/N), you dumbass!” you explained, straightening your clothes.
“I am sorry, ma’am. Mondy is new around here. Today is his first day actually.” Another guard explained and rushed to Mondy’s aid.
You walked over to Mondy and you fought back a giggle as you saw him taking a few scared steps back.
“Why did you think I am an inmate?” you asked. “You were flirting with them.” He pointed Digger, Floyd, and KC, who burst into laughter.
“Perhaps we can grab some food after that.” Harley suggested fighting off the last goons. “I was thinking something Mexican.” You replied and sent a wink to Chato, who rolled his eyes. “Or Japanese.” you blew a kiss to Tatsu who sighed. Harley giggled at your shenanigans.
Suddenly a goon jumped on you and head-locked you. “Back off or I am shooting this bitch.” He threatened the others. “No, you won’t.” Harley stopped in her tracks and gave him a bitchface.
“Why dolly? The world won’t miss a scumbag.” He replied. Rick arrived and pointed his gun at the man. “I demand you let her go immediately. The murder a lieutenant colonel won’t look good in your already full ledger.” He said.
The man looked down to you, confused, his grip on his gun was loose. You gave him a punch and then when you escaped his grip you kneed him hard in the stomach. You walked towards the others, “Why everyone always thinks that I am an inmate?” you asked, you didn’t like the term “bad guys” and you had seen how their mood changed when someone was referring to them with that term.
“Stop. Flirting.” Rick advised you and the others laughed.
@neoomlet : “I was wondering if i could get an imagine where the reader is about 5 and shes the daughter of Joker and Harley and shes kind of half insane so like shes a normal innocent child and every so often she would kind of switch (like if someone got hurt)”
Pairing: Joker X Child!Reader X Harley Quinn
A/n: I hope you don’t mind but I changed the age to eight instead of five because at that age, I’m pretty sure the child still wouldn’t have a good sense of their surroundings yet.
“Daddy?” you mumble with a big frown on your face. It was another day without your beloved mother, and you missed her to pieces. She’s been gone for four months now, and everything around you seem to have become dull and glum, even your own daddy couldn’t put a smile on his face. He sits in this room, surrounded by knives and weapons he could find in his arsenal, even your old baby clothes were placed in the corner.
You waddle over to him, small arms wrapped around the worn down jester stuffed toy and you sniffle. Immediately when he hears you, he points his gun toward you. You don’t flinch, knowing how normal this was. The split second he knew that it was you, he puts his gun away. The fake drawn smile on his tear-streaked face made you even frown deeper, knowing that smile could never compare to his real silver grin.
Oh dear how bad things could feel when I was sick. Everything seemed ten times worse than normally and I hated every bit of it!
My throat was sore as fuck and my head felt like a bomb, ticking every second and the pressure was building up. My muscles ached and overall I felt like a wreck. Harley ,Joker and I were driving around Gotham city two days ago and by the shore I got out of the car. Perfectly I decided to jump down and take a swim. It started raining and everything sucked. Batman came around and I had to swim in the cold sea for longer than expected and I was sneaky enough to get away. But I had to walk home with wet clothes.
Now I had a fever.
‘’Aw poor thing’’ Harley sighed and slid down onto the couch next to me. I was watching tv, a series called ‘Gotham’. So far it was pretty okay. I tilted my head to see my girlfriend in her pink pajamas. Oh did I forget to mention that we were in a poly relationship? It was kinda awesome, at least for us.
‘’Let me take care of ya’’ Harley smiled widely and moved on the couch, standing on her knees. ‘’You’ll catch this’’ I warned her with a hoarse voice. I watched as she rolled her pretty blues and grabbed a pillow. Then she poofed it in her hands. Just then Joker appeared out of nowhere. ‘’How are my two favourite girls?’’ He purred and his red lips curved into a big metallic grin. I opened my mouth to speak, but then I felt like I had to sneeze.
I put my hand in front of my face and then took two deep breaths before sneezing. It made me a little dizzy. ‘’She’s sick’’ Harley told Joker and then put the pillow behind my head. ‘’No shit’’ I whispered playfully and then grabbed a tissue, wiping my hands and nose on it. ‘’Oh Y/N..That leaves us with one thing’’ Joker started and then I noticed he was shirtless. He grabbed a dark grey blanket and put it on me, tucking me in softly. ‘’We’ll have to take care of you. Right Harley?’’ Joker looked at miss madness over here a little darkly.
That look never meant anything good.
‘’Yes Puddin’’ The words left Harley’s mouth slickly. ‘’I don’t want you to to get sick as well’’ I tried to speak without losing my voice. Suddenly Joker just laid down right next to me, wrapping one arm around me. I sighed and tried to ignore that he just couldn’t understand no. I didn’t want him or Harley to get sick because of me.
‘’Don’t worry. We’ll get some medicines for you to pop up and you’ll be good to go’’ He promised cheerfully. Yeah right. Harley snuggled up to me on the other side and put her hand on my stomach, of course on the blanket. ‘’Don’t be so worried Y/N. It’s going to be okay!’’ She purred lovingly and traced patterns with her fingers. Well I warned them.
‘’What’s this show?’’ Harley asked me as we all stared at the big flat screen in front of us. ‘’Gotham’’ I replied shortly and then tried to relax. ‘’Oh how exciting!’’ Joker chuckled and sounded happy. He liked shows that were filmed here or had anything to do with Gotham. ‘’ Hey princess’’ Harley looked at me, straight into my eyes. I just nodded. ‘’I’ll go and getcha some drugs to make you feel better’’ She promised and placed a kiss on my cheeks. Knowing Harley I wasn’t sure whether she meant real drugs or medicines by drugs. Then she got up and walked away, leaving me with Joker.
‘’If I knew how to cook I’d make ya some soup’’ He admitted after a while. I couldn’t help but to smile at him. ‘’I’ll be fine J’’ I whispered calmly and leaned a little against him. ‘’This is Batman’s fault’’ He stated bluntly and I just nodded. ‘’Well we can kick his ass later’’ He laughed again and I knew he’d do anything to piss off that bat. ‘’You, me and Harley. A deadly trio’’ I said although my throat hurt. Joker looked into my eyes and I saw love in the middle of that chaos. ‘’You two are my queens..you’re so clever’’
‘’I’m back!’’ Harley declared and ran over with something in her hands. I looked closer and saw two things which didn’t surprise me at all. She had Burana, water and a joint. A long joint. ‘’I thought we could share this’’ She answered my unspoken question. ‘’Come here Harls. We’ll have to stay in all day’’ Joker fake pouted. Harley was back on the couch with us quickly.
